Re: the cyber-existentialist manifesto

From: rone@netcom.com (cabrini green)
Date: Thu, 29 Jun 1995 03:35:55 GMT
Organization: Prels Dental Supply, Miami, FL

In article <3ss6p3$jm4@emf.emf.net>
Andrew C Bulhak <acb@indy01.cs.monash.edu.au> wrote:
>The cyber-existentialist manifesto:

-10	Use of "cyber-[noun]"

>1.  there is no God. 

"Mommy lied to me about Santa Claus."

>2.  sexuality is a myth.

"I am as sexually unappealing as an amoeba."

>3.  truth is the original lie. 

"Lunch is the original dinner."

>4.  there is no free lunch. 

"You always have to leave a tip."

>5.  truth is a myth.

"Therefore, myth is the original lie."

>6.  there is nothing more false than that which is true.

"Except when it's not."

>7.  we are all sheep.

"I am bleating."

>8.  art is dead.

"Play `Bridge Over Troubled Water' backwards and you'll hear it."

>9.  sexuality is a myth.

"Therefore, sexuality is truth."

>10. culture is dead.

"My yogurt has gone bad."

>11. we are all puppets who think they're intelligent.

"I know which strings are attached where."

>12. reality is dead.

"LONG LIVE REALITY!"

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