What Troubles You?

It is written, "If you meet the Buddha in the road, kill him." The road lies before you. Yet none may know the nature of those who travel along it. Calm yourself. Become very serious for a moment. Breathe deeply.

Now contemplate the most important question that you have for the universe. Go ahead, speak it aloud. Yell it, in fact. Let the world, and your co-workers, hear what troubles you. For the Infinitely Magic Ball -- the oracle that is before you -- will also hear. And reply.

Type your QUESTION (or at least a word or two of your question) here.

(Your question will not be saved or viewed by anyone except the Infinitely Magic Ball.
The Infinitely Magic Ball values privacy and will never send you spam or give anyone any information about you.)

Prepare now, wanderer, to find the answers to your deepest mysteries, revealed in the plainest of English.

You must travel onward, o seeker. Consult the ancient, mysterious wisdom of the Infinitely Magic Ball by choosing the button below -- and perhaps enlightenment will deal you a swift kick in the eighth chakra.

[I'd like to submit some wisdom]

Zeigen's Dilemma
  E. Stephen Mack (estephen@emf.net)